Chris Giarrusso has been penning Mini Marvel stories for years. They are (usually) short adventures of the Marvel superheroes done up as, well little kids in costume. They are generally hysterical.
The Avengers are sitting down to lunch.
Giant Girl brings over a loaf of French bread and Wolverine slices it up with his claws, whereupon Giant Girl remarks that just yesterday he was slicing up zombies with the claws. Wolvie claims that he washed them, but everyone else (Cap, Spidey, Iron Man, and Hulk) all lose their appetite.
This stuff is a hoot-and a half!
These stories don't appear often enough, go to Chris' web site at www.chrisgcomics.com.