Spider-Man: Turn Off The Pain!

Spidey is finally coming to Broadway. And we're all starting to wish he hadn't.

For those of you with strong stomachs, you may be brave enough to view the Photos & Movie Clips courtesy of Super-Hero Hype. And for the cruel reaction from Spidey fans, you're bound to get a vindictive giggle out of the viewer comments.

Have a look at those ludicrous costumes... it looks like the Tin Man from Oz attended an orgy with The Grinch who Stole Christmas, and these are their bastard children. Why on earth they decided to create a new villain is anybody's guess. It's not as if Spider-Man's bad guy gallery is lacking in options.

And if you or anybody you know actually invested money in this disaster, you can kiss your cash goodbye. This thing has crash-and-burn stamped into every twisted molecule.