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Sub-Editor's Note: This came as a letter but was deemed worthy of a Rave
slot.
Dear spiderfan.org,
Hi! First time caller, long time listner! I'd just like to say that you
have created one of the best (if not the best) Spidey fan sites I've ever
seen!
Except for one, tiny detail...
Looking through all the past issues of P.P.P., I've noticed that not a
single person has submitted a Rave about the poor treatment of Doc Ock by
J.M.S., as well as Kingpin by Bruce Jones. This shocks me, to say the
least. Don't get me wrong; I love Straczynski's works (although I can't say
the same thing about Jones, no offence meant). But every time I think
about the fact that two of my favourite villains have been given an almost
care-bear mentality, I cringe.
Let me explain.
It started with Amazing Spider-Man, Volume 2, Issue 37 (I think):
Straczynski's famous 9/11 issue. It was a splendid issue, don't get me
wrong, and it probably helped millions of people cope with the issue. It
showed the reactions of Spider-Man to the tragedy, as well as attempts to
save any survivors by Captain America, Wolverine, Scarlet Witch, Magneto,
Juggernaut, Doctor Doom, Doctor Octopus...
Stop right there.
Magneto's grief is justiiable, as I remember a scene in the Secret Wars
when Wolverine mentioned Magneto didn't like even homo sapiens to be
"trapped to die like rats". I don't know much about Juggernaut, but I'm
positive Doctor Doom isn't supposed to be there! However, what I really
want to know is what the heck is Doc Ock doing there?! Since when does he
care about saving people? Ock only cares about himself, May Parker,
Stunner, and his ex-girlfriend who died of AIDS in one issue, none of whom
worked in the World Trade Center at the time of the blast.
A bit later, in Stracyzynski's Amazing Spider-Man, Volume 2, Issue 44, Doc
Ock made another appearance. In his fight with Carlyle and Spidey in the
Hollywood hotel, the latter caused the walls to fall down upon bystanders,
buying Carlyle a distraction to make his getaway. Spider-Man, holding up
the walls, pleads to Doc Ock to help, which is the dumbest idea the
web-slinger has ever come up with. Amazingly, it works. Doc Ock holds up
the wall till the civilians can get out, then lets go so that it falls on
Spider-Man. "You are not a civilian. Goodbye," Ock says as he crashes
through the window.
WHAT????!!!!!!
When did Doctor Octopus care about civilian lives before? In his first
appearance, he threatens to harm one of his hostages, who dares to question
him, and is stopped just in the nick of time by Spider-Man. In the "Return
of the Sinister Six" saga, he snapped the neck of at least one NASA
scientist before they complied with his demands. In Amazing Spider-Man
Annual, Issue 15, he plotted to kill millions by poisoning the Daily
Bugle's printing press. And now he's apparently trying to win the Samaritan
of the Year Award. Does anyone else see anything wrong with this?
Now, about the Kingpin. In Issue 1 of the new miniseries aptly titled
Kingpin, we see Kingpin saving a kid from being hit by a car. Uh-huh.
Right. Suuuuuuure. I don't think I need to describe the absurdity of the
ruthless criminal Kingpin saving kids from being run over. Later, in Issue
5, Kingpin is seen nuturing Gradon Bianco, a drug addict. Look, this is a
bit ridiculous. I remember a scene in Ultimate Spider-Man, Issue 12, when
Spidey accuses Fisk of selling drugs to children. I know the mainstream MU
and the Ultimate MU are different, but the Kingpin has the same personality
in both MUs, so it can be assumed he sells drugs to children, so WHY IS HE
TRYING TO CURE BIANCO??!!
I just hope these bad-guys-are-really-good-guys stories aren't going to be
a habit amongst these writers, because this could really mess up
continuity, even more so than Zimmerman did (no offence to him; I mean,
he's funny and all, but listen, he brough Chameleon back from the grave
with no adequate explanation, ruining Jenkin's fantastic telling of the
Master of Disguise's death). Next thing I know, Carnage will be donating to
charity.
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