Comics : Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four #2

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"Secret Invasion - Fantastic Four"

	Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four #2  Summary: Spider-Man appears  Arc: Part 2 of "Secret Invasion - Fantastic Four"
	Editor:  Molly Lazer Writer:  Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa Penciler:  Barry Kitson Inker:  Mick Gray, Scott Hanna, Barry Kitson	Staff Only Images Review Edit
	Aug 2008 : SM Guest : Secret Invasion: Fantastic Four

After a quick, fetchingly drawn, but wholly gratuitous tour of the Human Torch's romantic history, we dive into the Lyja-Johnny confrontation. Lyja's hurt and angry that the Torch had forgotten about her for so long, to the point where he wasn't even sure if she was dead or alive. It only takes a few verbal barbs before they begin exchanging energy blasts.

Elsewhere, the Thing squishes bugs.

Lyja and Johnny keep sparring, their fight moving "outside" into the void of the Negative Zone. Johnny can't burn Lyja, but he moves too fast for to be tagged with one of her laser bursts, so the two seems to be stalemated. Fortunately for Johnny, luck his on his side: the N-zone portal is still open, and a police cruiser floats through it, on a collision course with Lyja... only her back is to the portal, and she's unaware of the danger.

Now Johnny was perfectly willing to burn her to a crisp, but—for some reason—the prospect of something else killing Lyja bothers him, so he swoops in at the last second and pulls her out of the way. Lyja swoons at this evidence of Johnny's love, and the two float in space, sharing a passionate kiss.

Oh, brother.

In another gratuitous move, a Nega-jellyfish appears and battles the pair for a few pages.

Elsewhere, the Thing finds out where Franklin and Val got to: they secreted themselves inside an impregnable suit of battle-armour that Reed built for them to hide in when danger struck. I guess each of them can pilot it simultaneously, or the sibling rivalry would be unbearable. Anyway, after they take out a Nega-octopus with their energy cannons, the kids and Ben rendezvous with Johnny, who flies in with an unconscious Lyja.

So what will Ben, Johnny, and the kids do? None of them have the technical know-how or ability to repair the damage Lyja did to the Baxter Building machinery, so returning to Earth seems a hopeless task. Thankfully, Franklin is smarter than the two adults, and has the idea of traveling across the Zone to Prison 42. One of the prisoners there may have the smarts to bring them all back!

Tune in next issue for "Project Breakout!"

In General...

Just like last time, the issue is ludicrously padded. Unnecessary splash pages abound, and the story itself doesn't actually begin until page 4. Seriously, you could begin reading on that page and the story would make perfect sense.

Plot problems abound. In no particular order:

• Why do the Fantastic Four want to break out a supervillain? Prison 42 has its own transit gate back to Earth, so why not just use that? Seems simpler.

• Or simplest of all, why doesn't Johnny just fly his friends back through the Negative Zone rift one at a time? That portal is open wide enough for police cars to drift through it.

• The implications of that police car haven't been thought through at all. Both the main Secret Invasion book and the last issue of this title have implied that the Negative Zone rift on top of the Baxter Building hasn't gotten bigger since it opened. So how did a police car get up there? And if the rift has gotten so big it can pick things up from street level, shouldn't more stuff—the rest of the Baxter Building, for example—be coming through also? And shouldn't both the Skrulls and the superheroes still in New York be concerned about this looming threat to the entire city, and indeed, planet? I mean, the prospect of everything falling into an N-Zone rift would concern me.

• Still no explanation for heat, light, oxygen, and gravity being so abundant in the N-Zone. What exactly is Johnny's flame burning when he's adrift in the void, anyway?

  And the biggest one of all...

• What the hell are we supposed to think about Lyja and Johnny re-kindling their love affair in the midst of trying to kill each other?

Either this is ludicrously bad writing, or we're supposed to believe that both Johnny and Lyja are ludicrously shallow, selfish, and stupid. Take your pick.

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By Andrew Miller (E-Mail)